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Who invited Duck Dynasty?
5 monthsThis guy is so fucking gross.
5 monthsShe goes by Dalia Page. Unfortunately this is the only video I've been able to find of her.
5 monthsI'd really like to know who this is if anyone knows.
6 monthsThat's a very long penis.
8 monthsThis isn't really what Indian people look like.
9 monthsSwing low, sweet chariot.
9 monthsKris Kringle
9 monthsTopo Gigio!
9 monthsPlease, to anyone making any kind of porn compilation video or anything similar. Videos don't need music. It never makes it better.
10 monthsI was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago...
10 monthsSome dicks are just impractically big.
11 monthsScott Calvin.
11 monthsMan, it's so hot when girls are covering up but not doing a great job of it.
11 monthsHoly shit.
11 monthsWell... That's certainly one way to start a porno.
11 monthsThat's some of the worst music I've heard.
1 yearThe whole conceit of "it's too hot in here, mind if I undress?" is so fucking sexy to me. It never gets old.
1 yearGoddamn dude, that blonde girl is so freaking pretty.
1 yearThank you for your dedication to the cause.
1 yearThis is really bad porn. No chemistry at all.
1 yearShe goes by Carrot Cake
1 yearThose are decidedly not natural tits. Those are very fake tits.
1 yearLooks that way.
1 yearHuh... That was really something.
1 yearThose are some massive pussy lips.
1 yearDo you know if the girl with the bigger tits ever did any other scenes other than this one?
1 yearI used to download her stuff on Limewire. And it took like 8 hours per video.
1 yearAh yes. I remember the olden days.
1 yearThis one is a core memory.
1 yearSarah Blake... That's a name I've not heard in a long time... A long time...
2 years"Bolt those tits down so they never move again" -Her, probably
2 yearsAlmost all ascribed appelations are achingly absent awesome alliteration.
2 yearsA video of two blonde girls and you ask who the blonde girl is.
2 years480p just doesn't cut it in 2023, my friend.
2 yearsI wish there was sound for her videos.
2 yearsThere was a time when we did not speak her name.
2 yearsOh wow, she's getting her tattoos removed. That shit hurts. Like the sun exploding on your arms over and over.
2 yearsDamn dude, I downloaded this off Limewire on my family computer back in the day.
2 yearsDude's got a haircut like a suburban mom if she was a gregorian monk.
2 yearsGood god that dude's voiceover is terrible.
2 yearsThat, my friend, is Ashley Adams.
2 yearsWow, this one takes me back
2 yearsIt's so funny that the conceit of these wrestling videos are like "Noooo, don't suck my dick, noooo!"
2 yearsShe's got both my dude's arms pinned above his head with just one of hers. My suspension of disbelief only goes so far.
3 yearsI don't know how to explain why, but her tattoos make her look like she smells bad.
3 yearsYeah. Yeah, I like these boobs. They're good boobs.
3 yearsI downloaded this video from Limewire back in the ancient days and it sustained me for many months.
3 yearsRight?! This really takes me back.
3 yearsScott Calvin
3 yearsGregory. Why do you ask?
3 yearsEyyyyyy
4 yearsDid I end up in the weird part of the internet again?
4 yearsThis dude is awkward. All of their videos are awkward. But I still like them.
4 yearsShe stopped after she found the lord.
4 yearsThis is awkward.
4 yearsI love the way this is filmed.
4 yearsSeriously. Some people say such stupid shit.
4 yearsThis is actually just funny.
4 yearsPeople that give videos titles like this have serious issues to work through.
4 yearsHey! Good for him!
5 yearsThis is actually hilarious.
5 yearsSuperb acting. 10/10.
5 yearsI've been looking for this video forever! I had it saved on another site and it was deleted. I'm so happy right now.
5 yearsThat's a bummer. I saw a video with her pretending to get picked up on the street and then play cello for a dude. Then they fucked. As is tradition.
6 yearsYou never actually see the tits.
6 yearsThat's the longest video description on a porn that I've ever seen.
6 yearsShe's adopted a bit of a more alternative look. I think she looks better than ever!
6 yearsThe woman doing all of the talking is very supportive and encouraging.
6 yearsThis really takes me back.
6 yearsHer intros are awkward.
6 yearsThat dude is pretty creepy.
6 yearsYes. Absolutely. How is that even in question?
8 yearsBlue shirt guy is ridiculous.
8 yearsThe description on this video is spot on. 10/10