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I for one appreciate the commitment to realism having this take place on October 26, during football season.
11 monthsForget Duolingo. This video provided me more motivation that that owl ever did!
1 yearOh shit! Is that King Vitamin? I love that cereal!
1 yearProbably one of the top five sexiest songs to reference peanut butter
1 yearI'm low key worried about the Turtlesburg Tape Company
1 yearMore blowjobs should include a Story Time element.
1 yearUnexpected guitar
1 yearWhat's this guy got that I don't got? A $5,000 camera? A not-at-all-creepy mask? A working knowledge of conversational Japanese?