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Dear All Porn Producers, NO ONE in the entire world likes when the dude holding the camera talks. SIncerely, EVERYBODY
10 monthsgod black dudes are fucking retarded. "I'm gonna stick my cock super deep." Then literally only uses the head of his cock "Oh that's super deep baby." No it isn't. We all have eyes. Black dudes are so bad at fucking
10 monthsi would've cum so much faster if this dude would shut the fuck up
10 monthswhy would you cast the ugliest most annoying dude possible?
10 monthsis no one on set going to bring this dude his inhaler?
10 monthsDear All Men in Porn, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Sincerely, Everybody
10 monthsWhy does every man in porn constantly take their dick OUT of the girl? Either fuck her or don't, moron. Also who told the people in porn to constantly spread the girl's ass? We want to see her ass, not her hands or the dude's hands. So dumb.
10 monthsHow difficult is it to line up the audio and the video? This shit isn't even close
10 monthsIf you made a porn company where the men don't talk or make noise at all, you would make a billion dollars.
10 monthsIf you ever made a porn company where the men didn't talk or even make noise, you would make a billion dollars
11 monthsThey really should tell all the men in porn not to talk. If you made a porn company where the men in the videos don't make any noise you'd make a billion dollars.
11 monthsWhy do all the cameramen in porn think that everyone wants to look at the dude's asshole and ballsack the whole time?
11 monthsI don't understand how anybody involved in the production of this scene thought anything that the dudes in this video said was a good idea. All of it is offputting and retarded
11 monthsNice of them to let that obviously mentally challenged dude participate. Drink every time he says "i'm fuckin' ass." So fucking annoying
11 monthsI wanted to like this video, but it's Mick Blue and the cameraman talks the entire time
11 monthsliterally no one on the planet likes when the cameraman talks. Why do they keep making videos where the cameraman talks?
11 monthseverytime this retard says "wow" every dude on the planet collectively loses his boner.
11 monthswhy do they let the guy holding the camera talk? literally no one on the planet likes when the cameraman talks
11 monthsmichael stefano is the most annoying dude on the planet
11 monthsGoddamn this dude is annoying
1 yearthis dude having an asthma attack and whispering "aw yeh" directly int the camera mic the whole time is a shitty directing choice.
1 yearNo wonder this dude has to pay for sex he can't fuck for shit.
1 yearHey all porn producers, literally everyone on the planet hates when the guy holding the camera speaks,
1 yearDude hyperventalated directly into the microphone the whole time, then didn't even cum.
1 yearWhy does every man in porn have asthma?
1 yearnow imagine the video didn't have a dude with a weird gross uncircumcised cock
1 yearthis dude really tries his best to ruin this scene
1 yearWhy would you ever hire a dude with asthma to be in your porn video?
1 yearis no body going to get this dude his inhaler?
1 yearthe weakest cumshot ever. i didnt know you could be bad at getting blown
1 yearif this dude would shut the fuck up the video would be 20 times better
1 yearWhy do they insist on doing that under-the-balls camera angle? who the fuck likes that?
1 yeargoddamn manuel ferrara is so annoying and bad at fucking
1 yearthis dude is so ugly and bad at fucking
1 yearnone of these are throatpies
1 yearMark Wood is the single ugliest human being I have ever seen.
1 yearEuropean dudes are so incredibly bad at fucking
1 yeargod european dudes are so gay
1 yearblack dudes are so bad at fucking
1 yearblack dudes are so bad at fucking
1 yearwhy do all the men in porn feel the need to breathe through their teeth?
1 yearIs there a way to search for porn where the dude doesn't talk (or, preferrably, make any noise) at all??
1 yearMick Blue might be the ugliest man who ever existed.
1 yearGoddamn Mick Blue is so ugly and annoying. How does he keep getting hired? He makes those little bitch-baby noises the whole time and looks like a mentally-challenged monkey.
1 yearwhy do they hire the ugliest dudes possible for porn? ill never understand.
1 yearMaybe you should actually know what a creampie is before making a compilation
1 yearMike Stefano is so annoying, ugly, and bad at fucking. Why do they keep hiring him to make porn vids?
1 yearI sincerely wish all the men in porn would shut the fuck up
1 yeargoddamn manuel ferrara is so fucking annoying
1 yearMy favorite part of the video is when the guy loudly sucks air through his teeth while holding the camera next to his mouth for the entire scene
1 yearSure was nice of her to fuck this Down Syndrome guy. Was this a Make-A-Wish thing?
1 yearWhy do they always get a retarded frenchman to be the guy?
1 yeardude at the beginning has the pussiest voice i've ever heard
1 yearWhy would you get the dude with the smallest cock the world has ever seen to be in your porn vid?
1 yearHer: "I want you to come in my mouth." Him (usual ugly retard they get for porn): proceeds to come all over the couch and not get any anywhere near her mouth.
1 yearWhat compels ALL the men in porn to do that shit where they breathe through their teeth the whole time like that??
1 yearWhy do they always get European dudes who either never shut the fuck up, or make those little bitch baby noises the whole time like MIck Blue?
1 yeargoddamn the song is anoying and unnecessary
1 yearno on in the history of the world has ever liked when the dude holding the camera speaks and tries to to be witty
1 yearDear, all the men in porn. Shut the fuck up. Sincerely, every one in the world
1 yearDear, all porn directors. Literally no one wants to see a man's ass get licked. Sincerely, everybody
1 yearWhy do they always hire retarded europen dudes?
1 yearwhy are all the dudes in porn gay and retarded? "stick your tongue in" fucking why? shut up faggot.
1 yearwhy do black dudes always have the weakest cumshots?
1 yeargoddamn this dude is gay
1 yearImagine running a site called "DeepThroatSirens," and you keep telling the girl to just suck on the head. What a fucking retard.
1 yearIs no one going to get this guy his inhaler??
1 yeardrink every time that one retard says "baby"
1 yearThis dude can't fuck for shit. He can't even get fully hard
1 yearThe dude holding the camera saying "GULP" every time is a real boner killer. What a dumb faggot. Honestly, I fucking hate when the cameraman talks in any porno.
1 yearJames Dean sounds like he's wounded and dying while he fucks
1 yeardude fucking sheena is so goddamn annoying
1 yearI could really do without this dude having an asthma attack directl into the microphone the whole time
1 yearDo they know they can hire dudes who aren't gay, ugly, and retarded?
1 yearwhy would you hire this dude to ruin your porn movie?
1 yeargoddamn this dude is annoying
1 yeartake a drink every time this retard says "baby"
1 yearIf the dude holding the camera would shut the fuck up, it would be a lot easier to cum to this
1 yearthe dude's voice holding the camera is a boner-killer
1 yearHow do they manage to find the ugliest dudes the world has ever seen?
1 yearI hate Mark Wood with all my heart
1 yearmark wood is the ugliest, most annoyng man to ever walk the earth
1 yearWhy would they hire Gollem to fuck his bitch?
1 yearGoddamn this dude is annoying
1 yearI fucking hate when the dude tries to be louder than the girl
1 yearWhy do porn companies always hire the ugliest dude who is terrible at fucking for every scene?
1 yeardude has the littlest cock i've ever seen
1 yearthis dude sounds like such a bitch the whole time
1 yearWhy are all the men in porn ugly, gay, and bad at fucking?
1 yearWhenever the dude holding the camera talks in any porn it's always so cringe
1 yearthis dude's voice kills all the boners in the world
1 yearBut how do they manage to find the ugliest, most retarded men who can't fuck for shit to star in thier videos???
1 yearWhy are all the men in porn retarded frenchmen who never shut the fuck up?
1 yearImagine fucking a girl for 30 minutes only to need to jerk off for 7 minutes in order to cum
1 yearif this dude would shut the fuck up this video would be ten times better
1 yeardude has the smallest cock on the planet
1 yeardude has the tiniest dick i've ever seen
1 yearblack dudes always say the most retarded shit and have the weakest cumshots
1 yearthe dude holding the camera is the biggest boner-killer of all time
1 yearthe cameraman is the most gigantic boner-killer