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Hey all porn producers, literally everyone on the planet hates when the guy holding the camera speaks,
11 monthsDude hyperventalated directly into the microphone the whole time, then didn't even cum.
11 monthsWhy does every man in porn have asthma?
1 yearnow imagine the video didn't have a dude with a weird gross uncircumcised cock
1 yearthis dude really tries his best to ruin this scene
1 yearWhy would you ever hire a dude with asthma to be in your porn video?
1 yearis no body going to get this dude his inhaler?
1 yearthe weakest cumshot ever. i didnt know you could be bad at getting blown
1 yearif this dude would shut the fuck up the video would be 20 times better
1 yearWhy do they insist on doing that under-the-balls camera angle? who the fuck likes that?
1 yeargoddamn manuel ferrara is so annoying and bad at fucking
1 yearthis dude is so ugly and bad at fucking
1 yearnone of these are throatpies
1 yearMark Wood is the single ugliest human being I have ever seen.
1 yearEuropean dudes are so incredibly bad at fucking
1 yeargod european dudes are so gay
1 yearblack dudes are so bad at fucking
1 yearblack dudes are so bad at fucking
1 yearwhy do all the men in porn feel the need to breathe through their teeth?
1 yearIs there a way to search for porn where the dude doesn't talk (or, preferrably, make any noise) at all??
1 yearMick Blue might be the ugliest man who ever existed.
1 yearGoddamn Mick Blue is so ugly and annoying. How does he keep getting hired? He makes those little bitch-baby noises the whole time and looks like a mentally-challenged monkey.
1 yearwhy do they hire the ugliest dudes possible for porn? ill never understand.
1 yearMaybe you should actually know what a creampie is before making a compilation
1 yearMike Stefano is so annoying, ugly, and bad at fucking. Why do they keep hiring him to make porn vids?
1 yearI sincerely wish all the men in porn would shut the fuck up
1 yeargoddamn manuel ferrara is so fucking annoying
1 yearMy favorite part of the video is when the guy loudly sucks air through his teeth while holding the camera next to his mouth for the entire scene
1 yearSure was nice of her to fuck this Down Syndrome guy. Was this a Make-A-Wish thing?
1 yearWhy do they always get a retarded frenchman to be the guy?
1 yeardude at the beginning has the pussiest voice i've ever heard
1 yearWhy would you get the dude with the smallest cock the world has ever seen to be in your porn vid?
1 yearHer: "I want you to come in my mouth." Him (usual ugly retard they get for porn): proceeds to come all over the couch and not get any anywhere near her mouth.
1 yearWhat compels ALL the men in porn to do that shit where they breathe through their teeth the whole time like that??
1 yearWhy do they always get European dudes who either never shut the fuck up, or make those little bitch baby noises the whole time like MIck Blue?
1 yeargoddamn the song is anoying and unnecessary
1 yearno on in the history of the world has ever liked when the dude holding the camera speaks and tries to to be witty
1 yearDear, all the men in porn. Shut the fuck up. Sincerely, every one in the world
1 yearDear, all porn directors. Literally no one wants to see a man's ass get licked. Sincerely, everybody
1 yearWhy do they always hire retarded europen dudes?
1 yearwhy are all the dudes in porn gay and retarded? "stick your tongue in" fucking why? shut up faggot.
1 yearwhy do black dudes always have the weakest cumshots?
1 yeargoddamn this dude is gay
1 yearImagine running a site called "DeepThroatSirens," and you keep telling the girl to just suck on the head. What a fucking retard.
1 yearIs no one going to get this guy his inhaler??
1 yeardrink every time that one retard says "baby"
1 yearThis dude can't fuck for shit. He can't even get fully hard
1 yearThe dude holding the camera saying "GULP" every time is a real boner killer. What a dumb faggot. Honestly, I fucking hate when the cameraman talks in any porno.
1 yearJames Dean sounds like he's wounded and dying while he fucks
1 yeardude fucking sheena is so goddamn annoying
1 yearI could really do without this dude having an asthma attack directl into the microphone the whole time
1 yearDo they know they can hire dudes who aren't gay, ugly, and retarded?
1 yearwhy would you hire this dude to ruin your porn movie?
1 yeargoddamn this dude is annoying
1 yeartake a drink every time this retard says "baby"
1 yearIf the dude holding the camera would shut the fuck up, it would be a lot easier to cum to this
1 yearthe dude's voice holding the camera is a boner-killer
1 yearHow do they manage to find the ugliest dudes the world has ever seen?
1 yearI hate Mark Wood with all my heart
1 yearmark wood is the ugliest, most annoyng man to ever walk the earth
1 yearWhy would they hire Gollem to fuck his bitch?
1 yearGoddamn this dude is annoying
1 yearI fucking hate when the dude tries to be louder than the girl
1 yearWhy do porn companies always hire the ugliest dude who is terrible at fucking for every scene?
1 yeardude has the littlest cock i've ever seen
1 yearthis dude sounds like such a bitch the whole time
1 yearWhy are all the men in porn ugly, gay, and bad at fucking?
1 yearWhenever the dude holding the camera talks in any porn it's always so cringe
1 yearthis dude's voice kills all the boners in the world
1 yearBut how do they manage to find the ugliest, most retarded men who can't fuck for shit to star in thier videos???
1 yearWhy are all the men in porn retarded frenchmen who never shut the fuck up?
1 yearImagine fucking a girl for 30 minutes only to need to jerk off for 7 minutes in order to cum
1 yearif this dude would shut the fuck up this video would be ten times better
1 yeardude has the smallest cock on the planet
1 yeardude has the tiniest dick i've ever seen
1 yearblack dudes always say the most retarded shit and have the weakest cumshots
1 yearthe dude holding the camera is the biggest boner-killer of all time
1 yearthe cameraman is the most gigantic boner-killer
1 yeargoddamn this dude is annoying. shut the fuck up
1 yearSomeone get the guy is inhaler
1 yearAre the men in porn instructed to be as annoying as possible, or do they only hire he most annoying men they can find to do porn?
1 yeargoddamn this dude is annoying. Why does he suck air through his teeth like that the whole time?
1 yearthats not an anal creampie thats just coming on some girl's ass
1 yearblack dudes always have the weakest cumchots
1 yearDo you think they tell the men in porn to breathe through their teeth, or do you think they only hire men who breathe through their teeth?
1 yearblack dudes are so ridiculously bad at fucking
1 yearblack dudes are so annoying and bad at fucking
1 yearThe cameraman is so fucking annoying
1 yeari hate when the cameraman talks so much
1 yearwhy are all the men they hire for porn so annoying and gay?
1 yearhow does no one on set ever tell Manuel Ferrara to shut the fuck up?
1 yearwhen the guy behind the camera tries to be funny it's embarassing for eveyone involved
1 yearthen she got a breast reduction and no one ever cared about her again
1 yearThe men in porn know that no one wants to hear them talk, right? But they do it anyway?
1 yearThis dude's voice and reactions make masculinity weep
1 yearThis dude's voice makes masculinity weep
1 yearThis dude having an asthma attack directly into the camera mic the whole time really ruins it
1 yearThis dude going "whew" and "wow!" the whole time is a real boner-killer.
1 yearThis dude going "OOOH!" every three seconds for the entire video is so fucking annoying
1 yearDo they tell these men to say retarded shit the whole time, or do they just do it of their own accord?