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I'll never understand why the men in porn think anybody wants to hear them say the word "baby" 400 times per minute

black dudes are so insanely bad at fucking

Why do the men in porn think anyone wants to listen to them say the word "baby" 4,000 times a minute??

The hiring process for porn must just be like "Are you an insanely annoying and retarded Frenchman? Yes? You're hired."

It really is still amazing to me how literally every man in porn is always doing his best to ruin the scene. You would think they would hire a guy who could fuck, wasn't insanely ugly, and didn't make any sort of noise, but nope. It's like porn production companys have never actually watched porn

Dear all men in porn, shut the fuck up. Sincerely, everybody on the planet.

God someone should have told the camera man to shut the fuck up

Why are black dudes so common in porn? They all fuck like they're elderly

Perfect if this dude would shut the fuck up

god i fucking hate when the men in porn try to be funny. The are always only cringe

You know what everyone watching porn wants to see? A dude fucking with a condom on. Every person's fantasy is to fuck a girl with a condom on. What a great video.

I'll never understand why any porn production companys think that anybody watching porn wants to hear the man talk

god black dudes are all so insanely bad at fucking

god i fucking hate when the men in porn try to be funny or charming. They are never either they are only cringe. Just shut the fuck up faggot

god i fucking hate when the camera man in porn thinks he a director or some shit. Like spinning the camera or talking into the camera mic. Just point the camera at the girl. That's literally all you have to do. Holy fuck they are all retarded and have delusions of grandeur.

How do they always get a guy who has the most effeminite voice ever and never shuts up?

"stay right there" she's literally chain to the fucking banister. I swear all the men in porn are learning disabled.

literally no one on the planet likes whn the camera man in porn talks. I'll never understand why that's so common. No one in the world wants the camera man in porn to talk. Please stop allowing that.

goddamn this dude is annoying

You know who watches porn and wants to listen to the guy in the video talk and make noise the entire time? Not a single person on the planet. Shut the fuck up dude. Not one person watching this video wants to hear your voice at all, let alone constantly and incessently

Dude, it's insane how bad at fucking you are. You can't maintain a rhythm and your cock contantly falls out of her. You seriously should be embarassed.

"Hey, I'm gonna produce a porn video. Should I get the ugliest, most annoying, and retarded European guy I can find?" Of course, that's what u do. If your making a porn movie you need to get the ugliest most annoying eurotrash you can find.

That dude who says "baby" like 400 times a minute and repeats everything he says like 30 times can fuck right off. What an annoying fuckwad

you know you could cast dudes who don't breathe through their teeth, right?

Dude gets to fuck one of the hottest girls in the world in the ass for 20 minutes, then needs to jerk off for 7 minutes in order to cum. She was begging him to cum IN her ass but he instead decides to pull out and cum ON her ass. WTF? You know this isn't a creampie, right? Why would you title your video that?

Dude, stop saying "wow" the whole time it makes you sound like you're fucking 12

I fucking hate when the men in porn try to be funny or charming. They are never either. Shut the fuck up

Could you moan any more loudly and constantly, bud? I can almost hear the chick.

To ALL men in porn: You know you don't have to loudly suck air through your teeth the whole time, right? Or ever do that, ever. Just breathe like a normal human being. Do it silently, if you can. No one wants to hear you suck air through your teeth for 19 minutes for no reason other than you are just annoying as fuck

European dudes are so annoying and insanely bad at fucking. Who told this dude to make little bitch baby noises the entire time while louding sucking air through his teeth and constantly taking his dick OUT of the girl? So dumb

Why would you buttfuck 2 hot girls for 20 minutes then brick your cumshot? God i fucking hate all the men in porn

You know what every dude watching porn wants? To listen to a dude say "yeah" repeaedly for 17 minutes. Everyone watching porn really loves when the dude says "yeah" repeatedly for no reason the whole time

god i fucking hate when the dude holding the camera talks in any porn

it's hot when the girl says "daddy" when the guy calls himself that it's cringeworthy and depressing.

I promise if it's Mike Adriano, no one is getting "pounded." Dude fucks like he elderly and cums every 3 seconds.

Don't advertise your video as "swallows 1st load" when the girl doesn't swallow a load at all

who the fuck i responsible for hiring the guys in porn movies? Do they just seek out the ugliest guy possible who's going to make a retarded face in the background the whole time and breathe through his teeth?? Seriously wtf

Why do they always get retarded frenchmen?

imagine your camerawork is this bad and you still get paid for it

the men in porn always try so hard to ruin the scene

i fucking hate how frequently the men in porn completely brick their cumshot

I think this guy might be the ugliest man on the planet

I fucking hate the videos where the guy spends more time taking his dick away from the chick than putting it in her, then spends 7 minutes at the end jerking off in order to cum. So retarded. It's not porn, it's just videotaping a guy playing with and showing the camera his dick

Dude, quit inserting your ugly fucking face into the shot

Do yourself a favor and just mute it. Also, does she have pink eye?

god european men are fucking annoying

why do porn cameramen always insist on just filming from that angle where it's just the dude's ass and ballsack?

god i wish this dude would shut the fuck up

goddamn this dude is so fucking gay

this dude is trying his best to ruin this video

god i fucking hate when the dude holding the camera talks

The men in porn make it look insanely difficult to keep your dick inside a girl. It isn't

Putting the dude's face in frame at all during a porn scene is fucking retarded

Dear ALL the men in porn, Shut up, and stop sucking spit through your teeth the whole scene. Sincerely, Everyone in the world

Dude, everyone wants to see her ass. I never understood why all anal porn videos, they're always like, "spread that ass." As if we want to look at hands instead of the girl's ass. So dumb.

I fucking hate whenever the guys stick their hands or whole arms through for some reason

I fucking hate when the dude holding the camera in any porn talks, just like everyone else on the planet. I also hate when the guy NEVER stops making noise. This video just seems like the dude is trying to be louder than the girl. He also has a tiny cock and makes it look super difficult to fuck a girl without your cock constantly falling out. News flash: IT ISN'T

Literally NOBODY on the planet wants to watch a man get his ass licked

i fuckin hate when people try to sneak their shitty mixtape into a porn scene

Dear ALL the men in porn, pulling your dick out of the girl every 10 seconds isn't helping anyone cum. SIncerely, EVERYONE on the planet.

How are black dudes so bad at fucking? It's not this hard to keep your dick in a girl. Especially her ass

I fucking hate when the dudes reach their whole arm through the wall

you know what the best quality in a male pornstar is? When he takes his cock out every three seconds and just walks around the house.

"Hey this guy is old, fat, ugly, and bad at fucking... LET'S GET HIM TO BE IN OUR PORN VID!"

I FUCKING HATE when the dudes in porn feel the need to say the word "baby" 400 times a minute.

I fail to understand how, as a porn producer, you could meet with Mark Wood and be like "I want this dude I just met who is the ugliest, most annoying individual possible to star in my porn movie."

hey you know why she's good at that? because you have such a weirdly small cock that it's not even reaching her throat. God I wish all the men in porn would shut the fuck up

European men are so insanely bad at fucking

the men in porn literally always do everything they can to ruin the scene

Dear ALL men in porn, You can breathe without loudly sucking air though your teeth the whole time. Sincerely, EVERYONE in the world.

You know you don't have to hire the literal ugliest and most annoying man you could find, right? You could hire a normal dude who would shut the fuck up and not suck air through his teeth the entire time. Would've been so easy. So dumb.

How do porn producers manage to find such aggressively ugly and retarded men for all of their productions?

Mark Wood is the literal ugliest most annoying man to ever be in a porn

said anyone with a brain

is no one going to get this dude his inhaler?

I fucking hate when the cameraman talks and tries to be funny

i wish this dude would shut the fuck up so bad

i fucking hate when the dude holding the camera has asthma and doesn't ever shut the fuck up

Dear All Porn Producers, NO ONE in the entire world likes when the dude holding the camera talks. SIncerely, EVERYBODY

god black dudes are fucking retarded. "I'm gonna stick my cock super deep." Then literally only uses the head of his cock "Oh that's super deep baby." No it isn't. We all have eyes. Black dudes are so bad at fucking

i would've cum so much faster if this dude would shut the fuck up

why would you cast the ugliest most annoying dude possible?

is no one on set going to bring this dude his inhaler?

Dear All Men in Porn, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Sincerely, Everybody

Why does every man in porn constantly take their dick OUT of the girl? Either fuck her or don't, moron. Also who told the people in porn to constantly spread the girl's ass? We want to see her ass, not her hands or the dude's hands. So dumb.

How difficult is it to line up the audio and the video? This shit isn't even close

If you made a porn company where the men don't talk or make noise at all, you would make a billion dollars.

If you ever made a porn company where the men didn't talk or even make noise, you would make a billion dollars

They really should tell all the men in porn not to talk. If you made a porn company where the men in the videos don't make any noise you'd make a billion dollars.

Why do all the cameramen in porn think that everyone wants to look at the dude's asshole and ballsack the whole time?

I don't understand how anybody involved in the production of this scene thought anything that the dudes in this video said was a good idea. All of it is offputting and retarded

Nice of them to let that obviously mentally challenged dude participate. Drink every time he says "i'm fuckin' ass." So fucking annoying

I wanted to like this video, but it's Mick Blue and the cameraman talks the entire time

literally no one on the planet likes when the cameraman talks. Why do they keep making videos where the cameraman talks?

everytime this retard says "wow" every dude on the planet collectively loses his boner.

why do they let the guy holding the camera talk? literally no one on the planet likes when the cameraman talks

michael stefano is the most annoying dude on the planet

Goddamn this dude is annoying

this dude having an asthma attack and whispering "aw yeh" directly int the camera mic the whole time is a shitty directing choice.

No wonder this dude has to pay for sex he can't fuck for shit.